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~Surreal Space~
Hell Overseer:
Wake up, my child. It’s time.
Deadgirl:
Uhhhm...what time is it? Time for what?
Hell Overseer:
The usual. At 7 o’clock, we take warm acid showers. At 7:30, we have red-hot coals for breakfast. And starting at 8 sharp, we pour brimstone down our throats, ears and other orifices until lunchtime. Then, we take a short break, wish upon a lucky star that this all will be over soon, and at around 12:30, we continue with the brimstone straight up until 5. Some like to take an extra hour after 5, to prepare for the next day, but it’s not mandatory.
Deadgirl:
So...I am ...in hell?
Hell Overseer:
Well, why are you being so dramatic? On Fridays we all steam in the same cauldron and discuss our experiences. We usually order pizza, too. See? It’s not that bad.
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